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Toys for Sad Children

Conceived as a Christmas present intended to ruin Christmas.

A dozen characters were created to specifically appeal to the niche interests of my group of friends. Each person would only receive two, however, with instructions to trade and swap to get their favorites. Ideally, everyone would be too attached to the ones they had but unable to deny their want for others.

Now, these fine toys are available as mere slips of paper, a practically limitless resource. Download below.